Please done change a thing it is perfect! Of course I have always wished I could do just that whenever I encounter a filthy bathroom. Also I think that is the way they get rid of waste on Star Trek, ever notice the lack of bathrooms?
It looked like picard’s lap with the holo-sparklies, not riker.
Eoin said: 2009.09.02 17:03
Alright – just reworked this – i reckon the joke’s fairly obvious now…
MasterMenthe said: 2009.12.10 06:12
It seems to me that the captain was going on about something or other with the alien, and after doing so for some time, the man (it has been some time since i’ve watch NG, bear with me) now obviously needs to relieve himself, yet it would be higly rude to simply get up and leave. THus, he commands the teleporter to teleport his waste dirctly from his bladder into the toilet. The smile at the end is from a mix of pride of cleverness and the normal satifaction one gets from emptying a full bladder. WHy else is it called releiveing yourself?
glahaye said: 2010.01.11 07:40
Number 1 just did a number 2
z0rg0 said: 2010.01.26 06:44
this was the first one I had looked at and I found it hilarious, spent the next 45 minutes at my desk going through the archive; everything is awesome.
Jenga said: 2010.02.08 22:10
He ported his poo to the toilet instead of getting up to do it in the middle of a tense moment with a (romulan?) ambassador
It’s a bit duumb when you have to explain to people
murderbot said: 2010.02.09 03:53
make it so.
Johnny `Frakes' H said: 2010.03.24 20:30
Like it. I think they actually transported a baby out of the womb in one episode, so why not beam your poop directly to the bog. I wonder if Riker was thinking about beaming it onto the Romulans head…
NIT PICK: Comm. badge switches sides!
samsen said: 2010.04.29 23:13
Hahah, I got this first time and thought it was fucking awesome!! Gud job!
eoin said: 2010.07.16 23:59
Thanks
Gask said: 2010.12.09 16:19
I always thought that would be the best use of transportation technology.
I don’t get this one?
I do get how he’s punching the buttons without the captain knowing, but what is the deal with the bathroom, yellow shirt and the penis thing?
yeah, I’m going to be reworking this one – not enough people get it… or maybe it just doesn’t work…
It’s obvious! He’s teleported his penis to the toilet. Hilarious!
it should be noted that I altered this a little since casemods made their comment…
Please done change a thing it is perfect! Of course I have always wished I could do just that whenever I encounter a filthy bathroom. Also I think that is the way they get rid of waste on Star Trek, ever notice the lack of bathrooms?
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Toilet
http://www.demonlime.com/bathrooms_on_star_trek
I would think he just needs to teleport the pee, not the penis.
Funniest part isn’t the comic itself but that there are google ads for bathroom remodeling
I love his expression in the last frame, like hes accomplished something great. Ha =]
Um…isn’t he referred to as “Number 1″ by Picard?
It looked like picard’s lap with the holo-sparklies, not riker.
Alright – just reworked this – i reckon the joke’s fairly obvious now…
It seems to me that the captain was going on about something or other with the alien, and after doing so for some time, the man (it has been some time since i’ve watch NG, bear with me) now obviously needs to relieve himself, yet it would be higly rude to simply get up and leave. THus, he commands the teleporter to teleport his waste dirctly from his bladder into the toilet. The smile at the end is from a mix of pride of cleverness and the normal satifaction one gets from emptying a full bladder. WHy else is it called releiveing yourself?
Number 1 just did a number 2
this was the first one I had looked at and I found it hilarious, spent the next 45 minutes at my desk going through the archive; everything is awesome.
He ported his poo to the toilet instead of getting up to do it in the middle of a tense moment with a (romulan?) ambassador
It’s a bit duumb when you have to explain to people
make it so.
Like it. I think they actually transported a baby out of the womb in one episode, so why not beam your poop directly to the bog. I wonder if Riker was thinking about beaming it onto the Romulans head…
NIT PICK: Comm. badge switches sides!
Hahah, I got this first time and thought it was fucking awesome!! Gud job!
Thanks
I always thought that would be the best use of transportation technology.
no shit
hahaha AWESOME. Don´t worry i got it very fast (well, i did grow up watching Star Trek hehe)
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET…. this is cool…
would like to do that always…
got it at 1st…
I got it AND I thought it was hilarious. I’ve been in that spot too many times!
The mystery is finally solved!
I thought that the joke was supposed to be that this is a unisex bathroom so he beamed his penis in the toilet in order to get some poon … :/
I see what you did there… Lol
I got it immediately. ‘Course, I’m a ST geek. I love your comics! They’re hysterical! (Especially the ST and Batman ones.)
what was your original post of this? This is the perfect example of why comics need to exist.
ah I just added in the toilet panel to make it clearer